emergency question…?

yesterday io was mowing my lawn my mower bit me....i dont no how but i guess it bit me and then drank my last beer... when i woke up the next morning the lawn mower and the restr of my garden tools where looking me in the eye and then the shovel went crazy and bit my nose off how to i prevent my gardeing tools from biting me and what hospitals treak rabies from lawn mowers

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